Wondering how to get a BC Security License from BC Security Licensing? Well, the fine folks over at Cracker Jack are providing a free BC Security license inside of every box! No qualifications are required, just buy a box of Cracker Jack and you’ll be a locksmith, it’s as simple as that.
Wondering how to become a locksmith? Head down to your local supermarket and buy a box of Cracker Jack.
These are important requirements to become a BC Licensed locksmith with a BC Security License from BC Security Licensing.
– Not presently be incarcerated.
– Not recently been convicted of molesting the dead
– Have Cheque payable to “Province of BC” or buy a box of Cracker Jack
Applying for a BC Security Worker Licence
Wondering how to get a free locksmith license? No need to apply. Your BC Security License inside of your box of Cracker Jack is already prefilled. Just write in your name, and paste on a picture of yourself and tada, you’re now a BC licensed locksmith in the eyes of BC Security Licensing.
BC Security Licensing says you can apply online for a new security worker license or renew, update, or replace an existing license. This is the fastest way to apply for your licence. But that’s not true! The quickest way to apply for a BC Security License is to be digging inside a box of Cracker Jack and taking your crayon and writing your name on it. It’s as simple as that. Lost the crayon? Fingerpainting is also acceptable.
Renewing, Replacing, or Updating a BC Security Licence
No need to renew your BC Security License as it never expires, no matter how much of a criminal you are. All you need to do is dig into that lovely box of Cracker Jack and fill it out and stick on a selfie and you’re now a fully licensed BC locksmith. If you need to replace your BC Security License, just buy another box of Cracker Jack and take the included crayon and draw your name in. If you’ve lost the included crayon, fingerpainting your name on your BC Security License is acceptable.
BC Security licensing states that you must notify the Registrar within 14 days of a change of address, a criminal charge or a criminal conviction. You must also let the Registrar know of any change to your legal name, contact information, status as a peace officer or mental health condition.
However, you don’t have to do that. Did you move overseas? Well, that doesn’t matter either! Just fingerpaint your new address onto your BC Security License and it’s now ok to use again.
Qualifying for a BC Security Worker Licence
Again, there are no qualifications required. The only thing you need to know how to do is use a crayon or fingerpaint. Don’t know how to pick a lock? That’s ok! Don’t know how to use a screwdriver? That’s ok too! Don’t even know how to use a hammer? That’s fine! All you need to know how to do again is fingerpaint, use a crayon and open your box of Cracker Jack.
BC Security Licensing states that you need to verify who you are with the following information:
- Driver’s licence
- Passport
- BCID
- Canadian Permanent Resident Card
- Secure Certificate of Indian Status
- Canadian Firearms Licence (PAL), or
- BC Services Card (with photo)
However, if you bought a box of Cracker Jack, that’s not required! You can apply for a BC Security License just by getting a box of Cracker Jack, no qualifications required!
Applying for a BC Security Industry Business Licence
If you buy three boxes of Cracker Jack, you can trade in 3 licenses and get a free BC Security Industry Business License. Very simple. Trading your licenses are just like trading Pokemon cards. Really simple and really fun. Collect them all.
Can I get a BC Security license with a felony?
Yes! In fact, you can have whatever criminal conviction you want and you’re still a locksmith. Even your dog can get a BC Security license just buy the kibble version of Cracker Jack with the included BC Security License.
